yes.
i have them tied up in my basement.

danny is used for my personal serenade-er.
harry is obviously my personal trainer.
tom cooks up delightful and scrumptious meals (3 times a day excluding between meals snacks)
and dougie.... *winks suggestively*

well dougie-boy is special..................he......... helps my mum dig out worms.
awwww.......shucks. he's so sweet.

yes, sarah. use the boys for labour then chuck em back into your non-existant basement.

yes.
sarah the oh-so-amazing-most-inconsistent blogger is BACK to rule the INACTIVE blog world!!
give me an amin!!!

so i've been back for two weeks and two days i think. around that lah.
and i'm only writing this blog, two days before i'm going back to my beloved
college in kulim. back to lectures, tutorials and pop quizes.
boy, i'm looking forward to it.
and THAT is how i earned my most sarcastic trophy that is gloriously enhancing my dust covered non-existant trophy rack.

word of the day : non-existant

so guess what? i just recently bought the last 10th book of the Pendragon series.
The Soldiers of Halla. i cannot wait to finish it.
sad part is. i bought this cover :



which is a TOTALLY different cover from the covers that i usually buy which is :


dammit lah. but then i thought nevermind lah. try to save money that is not yours in the first place. this one is hard cover and cost about rm79.90
while the one i bought is only rm 29.90 see why i made the sacrifice?

well. the reason we buy the book is to read the inside and not just to make sure it looks nice on the racks right? RIGHT??? RIGHHTTTTTT???????????? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*screams so loud until vocal chords detach, flys out of mouth and lands on keyboard*

*RING RINGGGG*

sarah : ello? [answers using morse code since my vocal chords are on the keyboard]
person : hi! i'm a representative from Dune Entertainment.
sarah : huh. [not morse code but a mere grunt]
person : yeah. we heard about the vocal chords incident. you just landed yourself a role in
jennifer's body as one of jennifer's psychotic vocal chord-less non-existant neighbour!
sarah : thanks?? i think? [back to morse code]
person : uh-hm. no problem. one more thing. leave them chords on the keyboard.

ahhhhhhhh. i have'nt ironed my baju kurung! i hope i don't forget.
:D

annnyywayyyyyy, been watching glee after being introduced to it by afi juddsterr.

i've only watched until the 4th episode. yes. sad i know.
still. tis a GREAT show. I LOVE GLEE. puck is growing on me.
after i saw him singing sweet caroline on youtube (ha-ha) i was hooked.
lol.



now what i wanna talk about about glee is episode 4.
lol. when they did the single ladies bit?
gosh. i loved it!! so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hence the mucho huge amount of exclamation marks.

ok. my blog juice is drying up. i shall go and tan myself under the moonlight now.

toodles!

~sarah~

it's not a joke. really.

it really isn't a joke. it's real.
it really is.

what the heck am i going on about?

H1N1. the global epidemic. am i using the word right? global epidemic? or is it pandemic?
well whatever it is....looks like it's spreading reaaal fast.

well. i'm back home.
as my college was just closed. yesterday.
so...i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkk....for a week.
it was havoc on the day of the announcement. they just had an announcement right in the middle of lecture. and bam! everyone has to leave the college immediately.
i think most of us we're just in shock. sort of. coz not many we're actually taking it seriously.

so anyyway.
my parents had a small dinner party tonight. and it was a full moon.



think werewolves and werewolves and....werewolves...and have i mentioned werewolves?
damn. my knowledge about full moon myths suck.

aaanyway...
check this kan.

see the little thing on the uncles shirt? it's like an insect right?
lol. i hope you didnt try to wipe it of your computer screen just now.
well. that insect is INSIDE the camera.
honestly. HOW WEIRD IS THAT!??

and.. i've been busy-ing myself with youtubing!
woohooo. that's the life mann.

so anyway. i;ve watched videos of adam lambert.
gosh. he is just as sexy as everrrrrrrrr. like omg. *bimboness alert*
but yeah. he's alright on the looks factor. *shrugs*

heheheh.so check this.




seriously how cute can they both get?!
but still. people are using their wonderful friendship as a gossip thingy. where they say adam macam ada some'in some'in with kris.
there's even this name thing. kris+adam=kradam.

KRADAM???





wtf.

-peace out-
SARAH ROSLI

go split why don't you?! (pegi belah lah lu)

ok. of course all of you woould know that the Shout Awards baru je lepas right?

so to those yang did not catch it Live on 8tv. (or did not go sendiri to bukit jalil...)

you guys have to, HAVE To check this out.

so during the Shout Awards the main attratction, like whoa coz he's an international-artiste-thing was Sean Kingston.



drama nak mampus boleh tak?!!
at the start he's like standing there with his two possee.
then with his SO many body guards.
come on!!! one of the body guards followed him on stage. i mean...COME ONNNN!!!!!!!!
does malaysia look so dangerous that you're life is in danger when you walk on stage for the dunno how many minutes?
you're just like the cherry on a piece of moist belgium chocolate cake.
where some people just eat the cake and leave the cream and CHERRY behind.
lol. sarah is such a mean-o-holic.
but yeah....more people probably went there to see our local talent! like bunkface ( they won 3 awards, ok! including The Ultimate Shout! Award )

and when he performed =.=' at the end... well...you should just watch it on youtube. and then tell me what you think.
and then his walk.
i dunno. i just find it....................no comment.

lol.
up to you lah sean kingston oi. maybe that's just "the way he rollllssssssssssss"



~sarah anak kepada rosli~
the one who clearly has Sean Kingston on her list to voodoo.


p.s.
ok...i just finished watching the whole show. and then the post show hosts ask a lot of people lah. what was your favoourite performance.

they said Sean Kingston.

=.='







babi.

a holiday of sorts.

the holidays have begun!
wooohoooo. two weeks of blissfull sleep, telly, food, and homework -.-

danggggg..

anyway. just an update. 25 of us went to Kolej Mara Seremban for the first ever Mara English Carnival (17th - 19th July 09)

during the whole carnival, there were lotsa activities la. including the pramlee musical and world booths. (where every booth represents a different country)

12 [11 from my class, class C and one from class D]of us represented the college for the P.Ramlee musical.
and the rest for the booth.

Reminiscing P.Ramlee Night was on the 18th. which was a saturday. the day united played against malaysia. -.- damn you, owen.

even though we tak menang. we know we did our best. and we had a blast!!
wooohooooooooooooo.
it was like a freaking holiday. dahlah our exams baru only finish.

like kaiwen always say.... picture speaks louder then words.
(actually.. i'm just very lazy to tell the story in detail. :D )



our quite epic snapshots.semua budak class C.


everyone from the contingent gets split up for these groups. this is my group. group 7/green. won two prizes! 2nd place for amazing language race (which i proudly say i took part in)
and 3rd place for cheer.


the tear and gobble session.


the "goblin" and "mr harry potter" here are student council members of KMS. and they were going around the dining hall trying to make people talk to them. by shoving microphones in our faces. lol. i make them sound evil. this is revenge! just beacuse we wanted to take a photo, doesnt mean we nak talk to youuu.... heh


hours before showtime. husn and i we're trying to get a photo. when the two mangkuks azim and shafiq datang menyibuk. and if you look, there's a girl behind there holding a broom. lol. that's aima :D




after the show, hawa and i tracked down people who we're dressed up differently.


ok this one. for me. quite special lah. lol. these guys we're the first one that we tracked down i think. yeah. they're dressed that way coz they we're the thieves in the story ali baba dan 40 penyamun. they we're the penyamun if you didnt catch my drift.
their play was really nice! very happening!


this one. just normal lah. the ones in white were the emcees of the night.



then before we ended the night, we had another "photoshoot"
one at the gates of KMS.



and at the parking lot. ahhh. the wonders of cameras with self timers! and someones car.
:D :D


oh yea. introducing the ghosts of our play. azim, najib and radzi. nice right the skeleton baju?


then the next day. during the booths exhibition. starting with KMKulim! wooohooo. with the theme Egyptian!
all the booths were damn cun-ted!


this picture is dedicated to hawa! :D the two guys are from the China booth, but we we're standing in front of the Japan booth. hmmm...


see? the Japanese people. in front of the Japan booth.


the one i found kinda cool. the Romans. because the guys were wearing togas. lol.
toga=hotness.


the hawaiaans. the guys from hawaii we're wearing really cool floral shirts with khaki pants.


and the team that won it all. the Sudans. damn cun!


and a last picture at the park outside.


:D

over and out
~sarah~

i'm back!!! home.
from college.

yes. right before i left,, my friend reminded me to make sure i study at home.
yes. study. at. home.

why? because i have a chem quiz this sunday, a bio quiz on monday, another chem quiz on wednesday, a maths quiz on thursday, and our mid-sem trials on the next sunday.

jeez. they sure know how to grind our noses into dust huh?

anyway. supposed to balik study, but sampai penang only,

hilarious movie. watch it. no... WATCH IT!!!!

then tomorrow at 11.30am.

TRANSFORMERS 2 , baby!!
(ok. the poster is quite obscene. miss fox!! )

so anyway.
still we just had our english week.
every class had to either participate in the P.Ramlee Night or The Booths of Amun-Ra.
My class was lucky enough to get P.Ramlee Night.

It was a blast. we have to stage a 10 min sketch of any p.ramlee movie. must include the songs and all. and the songs must also be in english.

[this is where the video is supposed to appaer. but the babi video wouldnt load.i left it the whole night!! damn you. next time lah ok rakan rakan. coz i gtg get my ass back to college]

for all my special readers out there, you get exclusive footage of the favourite scene of the night.
the Aci-Aci Buka Pintu Song.
but even so, the sound system was did not co-operate with us that night,. so the singing and the music is a bit drowned by the wild screaming of uncontrollable hormonal adolescent girls and boys.

so if rajin, look for the aci aci buka pintu rock version. and play along to the video :D

or. just watch the damn video.
just for your knowledge, "the ghosts" feels extremely malu after their performance and if you'd like to watch the behind the scenes of their rehearsals, just let me know. lol.
i seriously have blackmail material against them.sorry guys.
but still anyway. i'm so proud of you guys! so berani and stuff, owning the stage.
go class C!!!!!!!! wooohooooooooooooo.
now moving on to some random pictures.


we had larian kakom last saturday.
and we took this picture. which i deem, the why are we posing like this? picture.


then during the walk itself, i took pictures of my friends lah.

then this happened.


this dude just suddenly stopped beside Zira and didnt move untill i clicked. so i clicked lah. then he smiled and went off. it was hilarious.

ok. enough fun times and good stuff.
gtg. till the next post, readers!

you know you love the oh so perasan blog author, Sarah R.

rest in peace michael jackson.

R.I.P. Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009)



You'll forever be the King Of Pop. We'll always love you.

black jack

sarah is in the heeezyyyy.
hahahah. did sarah get the term right? "in the heezy?"

sarah is trying to stall from finishing up all the tutorials and assignments.

sarah is trying not to laugh at herself for referring herself as a third person.

sarah suddenly remembers that she has not finished her part for the bio lab report and realizes that her group mates WILL kill her.

sarah texts mon about how she did not bring "something" back because she forgot and left it in her dorm and tells mon that she will remember to bring it home next time so that she can show it to mon.

sarah is off to kulim again tomorrow.

sarah suddenly reminisces about good ol' higschool days.

sarah feels like a huge tool speaking like this.

sarah wishes to never repeat this absurdity.

sarah slaps herself dramatically.

I am back to normal.

and i'm going to sleep :D :D :D

toodles.
~sarah lee poynter Rosli~